The Wrath of Dirk
posted by JesperNielsen, February 25, 2015
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We caught up with Interim Coach Jesper Nielsen, at a practice session following the first win since his return to coaching.

We asked him, if the players have finally accepted, and embtraced, the Klamphugger?

"Yes, definitely! They are 100% behind the system. It has been a tough transition, but the leadership of Dirk is really showing. He is the first at practice, and the last to leave. He has been magnificient!

Just look at the dedication! They have all been at it for five hours straight! I am trying to teach them a very central formation called 'Skifte!!!' Everybody is giving everything they have. Not once, have any of them left the court.

Hey.... wait a minute... These are all cardboard cut-outs!! Where is everybody?!

(sound of something slowly simmering)

jacob, March 5, 2015
Dirk a.k.a. Laettner Light