Tigers sign interim coach for the remainder of the season.
posted by JesperNielsen, January 28, 2015
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Coach Jesper NIelsen has been signed as interim coach for the remainder of the season.

"We knew who we wanted for the job. There was never any doubt in our minds... Unfortunately he was not available, so we ended up with HIM!" said an anonymous spokesperson for the Tigers.

"I am excited to be back in the game. I have already started preparing for a new system i have invented. I call it 'the Klamhugger'. It is kind of like the triangle only more stationary and with less passing." Coach Nielsen explained to the shocked media.

Dirk was not available for comments.
mmmdk, February 1, 2015
This is indeed great news. Coach Jesper Nielsen is a bag of fun and he's as a jar full of newts - all jammed together into a SLAM-WICH of pure joy. Dear JN, the SwashBucklers always has a door open for an Intern coaching job here at our HQ...again, that's a INTERN coaching job. And yes, there is free Duplo. Welcome back.
Brian, January 30, 2015
Shocking and great news! The Meaty Ogres welcome the return of the son of buckets. More so the addition of more slow ball philosophy into the MBA League. At the Meaty Ogres we employ our own unique slow paced offensive system called "24 seconds or less" built around positioning for offensive rebounds in anticipation of desperation buzzer beaters.