NCAA Names Spectacular - 2005

By Mads Clausen

Engelbert Cherrington (Houston) – the smooth-voiced ballads of Engelbert Cherrington?

Martin Iti (Charlotte) -“Iti-iti-iti-patang?”

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Noel (Central Florida) and Keith Christmas (Middle Tennessee State) – Season’s greetings!

Magnum Rolle (Kentucky) – Isn’t that a German triple-frosting, double chocolate ice-cream?

Vincent Camper (Tulane), “Vincent was an unpopularCounterstrike-player..”

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Fisk (Baltimore), Derek Rasp (UCSB) and Brett Ost (UC Riverside) - Yum, tasty!

Maurice Gibbs (UAB) – “Ha, ha, ha, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive….”

Mario Jordan (Buffalo), Kareem Cooper (Memphis) and Trevoy Chambers (Brooklyn) – Couldn’t you play them on TvSports Basketball?

Antonio Cool (Jacksonville) – “Jacksonville loses its Cool….”

Lukasz Obrzut (Kentucky) – Isn’t that line three on the optometrist’s eye chart?

Derrick Broom (UAB) – “Jumper by UAB’s Broom completes the sweep….”

Anthony LoPiano (Samford) – The LoPiano is a practical musical instrument for those noise-sensitive areas

Ronald Steele (Alabama), Chris Porn (Elon), Will Funn, (Portland State) and Tony Skinn (George Mason) – Weren’t they the lead actors in Hunky Spunks I, II and III?

And, for the grand finale, perhaps the best name ever….

Chief Kickingstallionsims (Stetson) - It doesn’t get any better!