Best description of Webber ever: 'There was always something about Chris Webber that made me think of junk food. Or even one of those e-mails with a subject line that says, "Get paid while you sleep." Sure, you know empty calories and wasted keystrokes aren't exactly productive pursuits, but they're there, so you indulge yourself. And despite the inevitable disappointment, or unfulfilled expectations, or the futility, some lessons are so obvious you tend to forget -- or ignore -- what you're supposed to get from them'